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Baron Munchausen’s Crawl Test Lab

Lab specimen · cwv_lab_tbt_poor · Positive example

Cwv, samples, tbt poor, d, e, f

A bear planted itself in the doorway of my wagon, and the entire afternoon had to go around it.

Specimen notes: Cwv, samples, tbt poor, d, e, f

Expected
A script blocks the main thread for a long time.
Issue
cwv_lab_tbt_poor
Status
200
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Pirates boarded our ship off Tunis and asked for gold. I offered them a riddle instead. It was so hard that the captain sat down to think. His crew joined him. They are still there, I believe, and their beards have grown through the deck and out the hull.

Last noon in Spain my shadow quit me. It said the pay was low and the hours were long. I hired a better one from a dead bullfighter. It stands up straight and never trips. The old one still follows my cousin, but he is a far less interesting man.

Owls are wise only because I tutored them. For a time I ran a night school in a Bavarian oak. Geometry went well. History gave them trouble. My best pupil could recite Latin with its head turned fully backward, and it later served three dukes as a private adviser.

Anchors never held my ship in a blow, so one night I dropped my wife's cousin over the side. He was a heavy man with firm opinions. The vessel stopped dead. He sat on the sea floor until dawn, and he complained of the damp for the rest of his days.

Nobody could shoe my black stallion, for his feet moved too fast.