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Pickles kept me alive for a month on a lonely island off Goa. I had only one, but it was the size of a rowboat. I ate the inside and sailed away in the rest. The sea got in, and I arrived in port both wet and slightly sour.

The Turkish bean I kept in my vest pocket grew restless one night. By morning it had burst my coat, lifted my bed, and carried me over Smyrna. I ate my way down, pod by pod. It took me one month, and I have not cared for beans since.

Lanterns are no use to me on dark roads. I simply open one eye a bit wider. In Bosnia I lit up a whole valley that way and read a letter from my mother. Farmers took it for sunrise and began to plow. I shut my eye and left politely.

Lions roar because they have a sore throat. I learned this in Morocco, when one came at me with his mouth open. I stuck in my arm and a lemon drop. He purred, he blinked, and he followed me to Fez. The ruler there gave him a seat on the council.

Roosters woke me too early, so I taught mine to crow at noon. The.