Lab specimen · uncrawlable_links · Near miss
Uncrawlable links, near miss
My finest passage lies behind a bear who must first be lit from the inside with two flints.
Specimen notes: Uncrawlable links, near miss
- Expected
- A void link on a menu control is fine.
- Issue
uncrawlable_links- Status
- 200
- Canonical
- this page
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Whales snore, as any sailor knows, but one in the North Sea kept our whole ship awake.