Url format issues, search

Generals have always sought my advice, and I have always charged for it. One old Austrian asked me how to win at Temesvar. I told him to stand on the other side. He did, and he won, although the people around him were quite surprised to find him there.

Pancakes in Russia can serve as a roof. A widow near Tula made me one so wide that it shaded her whole yard. I tossed it for her, as a kindness. It came down on Saturday, over a village forty miles off, and the people there ate their way out.

My sword was so sharp that I had to keep it in a jar. I shaved with it from across the room. In Smyrna I sliced a rumor in two, and both halves ran off in shame. A jeweler once tried to touch the edge, and he is now two jewelers.

Even my fleas were braver than other men's soldiers. A single squad of them held a fort in Moldavia for a month. They bit the enemy's horses, then his cooks, then his flag. I gave each one a tiny medal, and I pinned them on with my best needle.

Windmills near Delft took to walking one stormy autumn. I caught the.