The fourth shelf of specimens
Every specimen here is wrong on purpose, or nearly so. Touch nothing.
Specimens on shelf fourth
- Uncompressed assets, near missnear miss, status 200.
- Large assetspositive, status 200.
- Large assets, near missnear miss, status 200.
- Assets missing cache headerspositive, status 200.
- Assets missing cache headers, near missnear miss, status 200.
- Blocked assetspositive, status 200.
- Blocked assets, near missnear miss, status 200.
- External assetssupport, status 200.
- Security headerspositive, status 200.
- Security headers, near missnear miss, status 200.
- Wcag issues, a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, lpositive, status 200.
- Wcag issues, a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, mnear miss, status 200.
- Large htmlpositive, status 200.
- Large html, near missnear miss, status 200.
- No compressionpositive, status 200.
- No compression, near missnear miss, status 200.
- Truncated pagespositive, status 200.
- Truncated pages, near missnear miss, status 200.
- Over 2mbpositive, status 200.
- Over 2mb, near missnear miss, status 200.
- Tag missingpositive, status 200.
- Tag missing, near missnear miss, status 200.
- Tag multiplepositive, status 200.
- Tag multiple, near missnear miss, status 200.
- Carbon, heavysupport, status 200.
- Carbon, lightsupport, status 200.
- Feed errorspositive, status 200.
- Feed errors, near missnear miss, status 200.
- Feed url issuespositive, status 200.
- Feed url issues, near missnear miss, status 200.
- Feed not checkedpositive, status 200.
- Feed not checked, near missnear miss, status 200.
- Render diffspositive, status 200.
- Render diffs, near missnear miss, status 200.
- Cwv, samples, poorpositive, status 200.
- Cwv, samples, good, d, e, f, g, h, i, jnear miss, status 200.
- Cwv, samples, lcp poor, dpositive, status 200.
- Cwv, samples, lcp ni, d, epositive, status 200.
- Cwv, samples, tbt poor, d, e, fpositive, status 200.
- Cwv, samples, tbt ni, d, e, f, gpositive, status 200.
- Cwv, samples, cls poor, d, e, f, g, hpositive, status 200.
- Cwv, samples, cls ni, d, e, f, g, h, ipositive, status 200.
- Html validation, a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, jpositive, status 200.
- Html validation, a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, knear miss, status 200.
- Wrong content typepositive, status 200.
- Wrong content type, near missnear miss, status 200.
Even my fleas were braver than other men's soldiers. A single squad of them held a fort in Moldavia for a month. They bit the enemy's horses, then his cooks, then his flag. I gave each one a tiny medal, and I pinned them on with my best needle.
Barbers wept at the sight of my mustache. One side grew so long that I used it to moor a small boat in Naples. The other side I lent to a Greek fisherman for his nets. He caught tuna for a whole summer and returned it washed, combed, and slightly salty.
Wine from my cellar at Bodenwerder improves when you insult it. I called one barrel a thin and sorry thing. It wept for a year. Then it turned so rich and dark that two bishops fought over it, and a cardinal swore he saw the face of my aunt.
Her Imperial Highness asked me to fetch a star for her hair. I borrowed a long ladder from a Kiev fire brigade. The star was hot, so I carried it home in a soup pot. She wore it to the ball, and the ladies all left early, sunburned.
Drums can talk if you beat them politely. I had one at Vidin that gave gossip about the enemy. It told me where they kept the cake. Two of my men and I crept in and ate it all, and that loss broke.